list of grievances: if you can't tip more than eleven percent, you probably can't afford to go out. so don't. eleven percent is never appropriate. unless you are joking, please try not to "pound it" with your buddies over what you think was "a fucking awesome play" during televised college basketball game. particularly if you are 45 year old white men.
additionally, neither the players nor the ref. can hear you. and nobody around thinks you are cool or smart because you can yell out plays to the tv (particularly very vague directions like, "yeah! shoot it! or "you've got to get that guy!" or "c'mon, go!"). you don't know better than the coach. you don't know better than the players. you barely know the rules. so you can just go ahead and shut up. also, to you same 45 year old white men, when out with your former frat brothers, if you could try your best not to scream your old frat song in the bar, that would be awesome. also, if you ever find yourself yelling "...bang a couple chicks and go home" to your buddy in a bar, it is time for you to go home. no matter how drunk you are, girls half your age probably don't want to go out with you. drinking jager shots doesn't make you look like a hardass, it makes you look like a jackass. liking whiskey more than any drink that ends in "tini" (ex. flirtini, pamatini, sextini) doesn't make me an alcoholic. it makes me have good taste. and i'm pretty sure you're a whore. don't touch me. love, kristina | 
